Quote of the day

"Wow, you're an awfully big boy to be getting lost, aren't you?"
--old lady in church, to me, yesterday morning.

(Oh, come on. Like I'm the first person who ever went back to the wrong seat after Communion.)

While I'm at it, I'd like to give a shout out to a friend of a friend who deserves some sort of trophy for this revolutionary idea.

See what I did there? Revolution? Get it? Hooo, it's going to be a long week.