...And I feel fine (Friday WTF)

We interrupt all this political talk to bring you an important message: THE WORLD IS ABOUT TO END.

The Large Hadron Collider, the world's biggest particle accelerator, has been completed by a group of scientists in Switzerland and France (yes, it's big enough to be in two countries at once). Just yesterday, they fired it up for the first time in order to take protons apart and see what they're made of. For more information, please consult this week's Friday WTF:



In other words, we're all gonna die.

Sure, this could be a huge breakthrough for science, and helping us learn more about the Universe and how it works. Or, it could create a black hole and annihilate the Earth in a fraction of a microsecond. I know it's true, because Wikipedia said so. The scientists who built this thing say it's perfectly safe, but what do they know? These are, after all, the same people who almost obliterated the Vatican a few years ago.

The moral of the story: life is so much more fun when you believe everything Wikipedia and/or Dan Brown tells you.