Hey Baby, what's your Cutter number?

Just a quick note: I found this online today and it made my day:

20 Surefire Lines to Pick up a Librarian

In case you're in a hurry, here are a few of my favorites:

• So is it true academic librarians only let scholars in?

• You have the tightest hair bun in the place.

• Let's play search engine: enter your terms and see if you get positive results.

• I'd catalog you under "Desirable!"