Hail to the Chiefs, part 4

We had planned to do some more Presidential coverage, but due to a lack of time here is a quick rundown of some other winners:

Funniest Presidential Name: Millard Fillmore (runner up: Rutherford Birchard Hayes)

Unfunniest Comic based on a Funny Presidential Name: Mallard Fillmore

Most Likely to be Picked on by Other Presidents: James "Aunt Fancy" Buchanan

Most Hated President that Everybody Loves Now: Harry S Truman

ABOVE: the papers bet on Dewey for a reason.

Weirdest Middle Name: S, as in Harry S Truman (runner up: once again, Rutherford Birchard Hayes)

Most Mannish Wife: Very tough call, but I'll have to go with Herbert Hoover's wife -- Lou Henry Hoover (If only because both her names are more manly than his).

Most Likely to be Poisoned by his Wife: Warren Harding

Most Likely to be Eaten by a Bunny Rabbit: Jimmy Carter

ABOVE: The world's most cuddly assassin.

Only President to Stab a Cougar: Theodore Roosevelt

And, last but not least, our most prestigious award:

Best Facial Hair: Chester A. Arthur, without question.

ABOVE: I've been telling the Marmoset for
years that he needs to grow one of these bad boys.
When/if he does, my life will officially be complete.

Maybe the Marmoset and I will come up with some more awards later, or maybe we'll try this again next year. Or not.