Ten score and zero years ago...

Today is the 200th birthday of Abraham Lincoln and Charles Darwin. While my inner history nerd would love to write a long post about these great men and how they changed the world, I'm kind of in a hurry, so instead I'll just demonstrate my theory that there is a Simpsons quote for absolutely every occasion:





I would have preferred the scene of Lisa trying to talk to the Lincoln Memorial, but you really can't go wrong with Ralph. (Unless, of course, you vote for him.)