Whiskey for My Men... (Friday WTF)

Sometimes, a story comes along that desperately needs to be made into an epic motion picture. These stories, as a general rule, are not to be found in crappy Toby Keith/Willie Nelson duets. Nonetheless, Friday WTF proudly presents:

ABOVE: Yes, that is Ted Nugent holding
the knife. No, that probably won't help.

The trailer is online, along with the music video that started (and should have ended) it all.